Today I asked a co-worker if they had an e-mail regular expression that they used all the time and the response I got was this
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=email+regex
While I have seen that site before it is designed and programmed much nicer and even made me laugh again.
You know if you wanted to travel from NYC to London you could do so in a plane and it would only take several hours. The jokers over at Google Maps have a different idea for you. Take a look at this map which is a map with directions from NYC to London. Be sure to look at #23 in the directions list. Could you imagine? This is too funny!
Here is another great joke that was passed my way.
Microsoft vs. GM
At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry
with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology
like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five
dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.”General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, “Yes,
but would you want your car to crash twice a day?”And…
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy
a new car.2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange
reason, you would accept this too.4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought “Car95″ or “CarNT”. But, then you would have to buy more seats.5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five
percent of the roads.6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a
single “general car default” warning light.8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say, “Are you sure?” before going off.
Some of you have already heard about TiSP however for those who have not it is worth checking out. Who wouldnt want FREE WiFi service in your home especially provided by a giant like Google 
After reading the page about TiSP and how it works be sure to read what others are saying about the service.
Keep in mind that this service is beta so you are bound to have a few messes while installing
Today I was browsing around YouTube and I came across this video. I will warn you it has some strong language and sexual reference. If you are offended by that do not watch this video. I personally found this to be very humerus and enjoyable.
I espacially like the Finder song and the ending apologies lol, what do you think? The author of this video is very talented and I would love to see more of their work.
Today I was browsing around and I ran across this valentines day card. I just love it lol. It is not a sweet and romantic card but it is a funny one. There are quite a few more funny cards on the site that you should really take a look at. These are all from the same site as the Cupid card I wrote about before. If you are looking for some free funny eCards head on over to eGreetings.com and see what they have to offer.
I love the fact that they are coming out with new cards very frequently. Now as I have said before you can get a 30-day trial at eGreetings.com but if you decide you want to keep the service it is only $13.99 per year… Yes that’s YEAR! You will also save money by sending eCards as opposed to the traditional cards that you would normally send. One thing that I forgot to mention last time is that every card you send can be personalized with a message and pictures. There are several features on this site that I absolutely love. It just keeps getting better and better.
If you have a few moments you need to watch the Chin Bloopers, it shows how some of the cards are made and it’s pretty humorous to watch.
If you are looking for some entertainment take a look at some of these funny cartoons. I always love reading comics in the Sunday paper and some of these deserve to be shown in the papers. Oliver Gaspirtz has a great talent when it comes to making these cartoons. He has many cartoons listed on his site and some are not appropriate for this website however most would be.
The image to the left is just one of many that you will find on his site. I laughed for a bit while I was looking at the site and I have personally bookmarked the site to check back for new content. This is not just some artist out on the net, he is from Germany but resides in New York. His work has been posted in publications like Saturday Evening Post, The National Times, American Legion, National Enquirer, SUN.
He creates all of his cartoons by first drawing them on paper and then bringing them into Photoshop to add the coloring. He does not take Photoshop to the limits and make the images look “real” as he very well could have. He retains the comic look for the cartoons and I love that. Among the catoon shown in this post I love the one that was made about the 3 little pigs. Be sure to take some time and look over the entire site, there are many on the site that are just WRONG but then again there are many that will make you laugh until it hurts.
Last week I went to Lens Crafters and took an eye exam. The exam confirmed my suspicion. I needed glasses. This is going to be a big change for me because I have never had to worry about the responsibility of glasses, nor did I have to worry about how I looked or felt with them on.
These are the glasses HAHA I look awful in these. These are not my real glasses but a pair that a friend of mine got for free and well with the cost of glasses today I guess you cannot get any better than free. These are almost as bad as the classic BCG (Birth Control Glasses) glasses that you get in the military. They are just not OK. I remember when I went to basic training for the Marines and everyone who had to wear them dreaded them. I am glad I did not have to wear those while in basic training.
I was browsing YouTube tonight and I came accross a unique method for installing Windows Vista. I had to laugh and I have to admit I feel the same way about Vista. I have it installed with Boot Camp on my Mac Pro so that I can play games, but it seems to suck worse than XP. You just have to see this video. It’s too much Let’s hope most of the world uses this method when installing Windows Vista.
If you have heard of OnStar this is a parody for them. I used to have OnStar in my 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix and I must say it is very useful. We used it several times during our cross country trip. We would be driving late at night, not have a clue where we were and we could push the button and have them reserve a hotel for us. I kinda wish I still had it now just for the security blanket. If I ever go off the road or am hit by another vehicle they are alerted when the air bags go off and alert the local emergency teams.
Anyway take a look at this video and enjoy…
