Over the past few days I have been digging through the job sites posting my resume to just about everything that is available. This morning I came across this posting on craigslist that caught my eye. In the post the person is looking for a PHP Developer position and links to their online resume. Their resume is located at http://www.php-mysql-developer.com/. It is not odd that someone would put their resume online. I have mine right here. The part that really makes me laugh is highlighted in yellow on their resume and also shown below.
Even if you’ve never worked with a telecommuter before, I am so confident that you will not only like working with me but also start depending on me for all your programming needs. So if you have a requirement for a long term programmer, I would like to give you 2 weeks risk free trial! After 2 weeks, if you don’t like my speed, knowledge, efficiency, communication or anything else, just don’t pay for anything. I’m confident, after the trial period, I’ll be your programmer forever -:)
It seems that these days everything comes with a free trial. By looking at the persons name it seems as if they are from overseas. This is just too funny. If you dont like me after 2 weeks don’t pay for anything lol. What is the world coming to?
